Baby Dream

I dreamed last night we had a baby boy. But we forgot to tell our mothers until, like, two days after the birth. Plus, we had forgotten to have a baby shower, and we hadn't bought any stuff ourselves. So we didn't have a car seat, so we couldn't take him anywhere, we had no diapers, no formula, nothing. And we didn't want to name him. I was like, "I don't like any of the names Jonathan likes. Let's just call him Baby for right now. He doesn't know the difference." Then I left my two-day-old infant home alone while I went to the store to buy all the crap he needed.