New House

Well, we've agreed on a sale price. Now we just have to get it inspected and get our mortgage in order. If everything goes as planned, we'll close on Aug. 29!

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Babies R Us and Phone Sex

So, I tried to call Babies R Us to get the return label for the high chair that got delivered yesterday. Instead of dialing 888-BABY-R-US, I dialed 800-BABY-R-US, and here's what I got on the other line:

"Mmm! Hot, sweet, juicy phone pussy is dripping wet and waiting for you..."

I'm adding this to the pile of evidence that Babies R Us is run by Lucifer himself.

Babies R Us Update

So, I called Babies R Us again after the first conversation with the teenage help, and I spoke to someone else who actually sounded like they wrote my name and item down. That person also assured me that they would have the item ready for me when I came in. So, I showed up at Babies R Us, and guess whose gift was not on hold? I actually just rolled my eyes at the customer service person, sighed, and said, "Where are the high chairs?" Lucky for me (or maybe even luckier for them), they had one left. I was pretty mad, though, because 1) they did not put my item on hold like they said they would - TWICE. 2) they did not have "plenty of'em" as the teenager told me they did. I never want to go back there again.

All in all, though, the baby shower went great. Everyone brought what they were supposed to bring, and there was plenty of food for everyone. I'm told the cake was delicious, and there were a ton of people to show Tim and Cassie how much we all love them. Yay for Baby Schermbeck!